41889
Joke of the Day
"What's long and black? The unemployment line"
Next Joke
"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"
"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."
"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"Your mom's like a gong, everybody bangs her."
"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."