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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"If CERN's Large Hadron Collider creates a black hole that destroys earth would that make it a weapon of math destruction?"

"It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option."

"How chi was the Olympics? So chi"

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."

"Nervous systems are so reckless They do everything on *impulse*"

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."

"I just dropped 15 pounds! But don't worry, I unplugged the toilet afterwards."