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Joke of the Day

"Guys, be sensitive. Fat people have feelings too. Usually hunger, shortness of breath, insecurity and itchiness in unreachable places."

"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""

"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"

"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."

"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"

"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"

"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."

"Damn girl, did it hurt? ""What, when I fell from Heaven?"" ""Yeah, cause your face is really fucked up."""