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Joke of the Day

"Guys, be sensitive. Fat people have feelings too. Usually hunger, shortness of breath, insecurity and itchiness in unreachable places."

"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."

"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."

"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."

"My wife told me ""Sex is better on Holiday"".[OC] And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how she told me that she was a lesbian."

"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."

"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"

"IAMA convicted murderer who escaped last week from an upstate New York prison currently on the run somewhere in North America. AMA!"

"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."