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Joke of the Day

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."

"Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up."

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."

"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."