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Joke of the Day

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply"

"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"

"I really want to tell you guys my 9/11 joke .. but it's just two plane"

"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."

"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."