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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."

"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"

"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."

"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"

"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."

"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life ...if I die next Tuesday."