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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Good steak jokes are rare They are a rare medium well-done"

"How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."

"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."

"Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch."

"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"

"Imagine a buffet for the Gods... there's food for Thor."

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"