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Joke of the Day

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"

"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help where I can."