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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

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"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"
"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."