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Joke of the Day

"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"

"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"

"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."

"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."

"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."

"Bought that new Mac Book Pro today. Apparently they crush up 100 Japanese children's retinas too make the display. Or something. I zone out."

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"