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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."
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"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."
"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."
"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."
"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."
"What were the last words of king Laius? ""Mother fucker."""
"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"
"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."