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Joke of the Day
"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."
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"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"""Dad. Dad. DAD! Please just come home. You promised us you'd stop after Volume 46."" - Creator of NOW! That's What I Call Music's children"
"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"
"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."
"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."
"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"
"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."