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Joke of the Day
"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."
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"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."
"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."
"Lif is too short."
"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."
"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."
"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."
"It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy."
"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."