10705

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."

"What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"

"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"

"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."

"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."