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Joke of the Day
"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
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"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish."
"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."
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"Ouija board......""your going to die!"" Me: you're*"