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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it."

"I asked a Jewish girl her number She said she didn't have one, but could give me her grandfather's."

"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"

"Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet."

"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"

"Apoplexy... it's all the rage."

"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"

"Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts? I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?"

"How is marriage and CPR training the same? You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again"