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Joke of the Day
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."
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"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."
"(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"
"What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar"
"My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food. What an insensitive asshole."
"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""
"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."