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Joke of the Day
"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."
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"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"
"[junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him"
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."
"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."