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Joke of the Day
"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."
Next Joke
"Old musicians don't die. They just decompose."
"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"
"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small. *A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*"
"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."
"Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."