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Joke of the Day

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."

"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."

"How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched."

"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."