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Joke of the Day

"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"

"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"

"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"

"Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . ."

"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."

"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"