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Joke of the Day
"Why did an emo become an accountant? There's no cuts like tax cuts."
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"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"Hey girl, are you a candy? Because i have a crush on you"
"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."
"What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his ass A ba-boom."
"the series finale of Game of Thrones will be the camera pulling back & revealing it was a snowglobe and the owner is watching sports instead"
"I used to be indecisive.... Now I'm not so sure."
"Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am"
"Understanding women"
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."