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Joke of the Day

"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."

"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."

"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."

"This joke is like cancer. Some of you will get it. Some of you won't. Either way, you won't be laughing."

"Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident? It rectum."

"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."

"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""