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"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
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"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."
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"- What's your cell phone? - iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that."
"One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier."
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."
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"My wife and I have lists for people we'd make exceptions for... I have one for midgets but it's a small list."
"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"