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Joke of the Day
"What is a grape without 'g'? It's still a grape, just without gravity."
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"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."
"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."
"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."
"*follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*"
"Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap."
"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."
"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""
"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."