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Joke of the Day

"One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier."

"I was loving the song with the great beat in the lunchroom at work today when I realized it was the dishwasher running. It's great to be me."

"If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them."

"Q: What do you call an earthquake fault? A: A topographical error."

"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"

"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"

"Which porn video release are you most looking forward to? I'm excited about the next but one"

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."