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Joke of the Day

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."

"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"Allergy alert: This tweet may contain peanuts."

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."

"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."

"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""

"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."