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Joke of the Day

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"

"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."

"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"

"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"

"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."

"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."

"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."