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Joke of the Day
"Where do American bees store their honey? In a USBee hive. ~Thank my ten year old for that one."
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"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"
"Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp"
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"
"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again."
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"