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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp"
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"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."
"What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off? Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling."
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"My pupil is dilated... ...6 inches. Guess I shouldn't have believed her nine months ago when she said she was on the pill. 13 year old girls are such liars."
"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"
"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."
"Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!"
"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"