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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"
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"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."
"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."
"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."
"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"