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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."

"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"

"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."

"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"

"1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?"

"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."

"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."

"What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife? First M'lady"

"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""

"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"