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Joke of the Day

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."

"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."

"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."

"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"

"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."

"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."

"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."