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Joke of the Day

"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."

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"Unshakable Fact # 4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband."
"Me: Look, even if you could breathe underwater, no one wants to be Aquaman. 4yo: Who's Aquaman? Me: EXACTLY!"
"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""
"Why do some people like to date pessimists? All that salt must make them thirsty."
"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"