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Joke of the Day
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"
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"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"
"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"
"If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British... Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?"
"3 K's don't a right They make a white"
"I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."
"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""