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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."
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"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"
"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I had to put my foot down."
"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."
"Germans be like: Been there, Done that."
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"I am amazing at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""
"Why is Santa so jolly? ...Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"