106262
Joke of the Day
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."
Next Joke
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"Stop correcting my vodkabulary"
"What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope."
"Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well."
"Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes"
"I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head."
"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."
"Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's ten percent off."