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Joke of the Day
"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
"[baby wakes up in the middle night] ""Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out."" [puts baby on eBay]"
"whats the most useless thing on a woman a drunken irishman"
"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""
"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."
"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"