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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"

"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."

"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."

"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"

"What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th."

"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."

"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""