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Joke of the Day

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."

"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."

"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."

"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."

"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"

"*Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*"

"Waiter, there's an I in my team"