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Joke of the Day
"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"
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"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."
"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."
"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"
"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""
"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"I play soccer... Just for kicks"
"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"In which month do women talk the least? February."