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Joke of the Day
"Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword? The small sword - it's a little rapier"
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"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
"*1st date* ""Nothing's sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh"" *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* ""Hellooo soulmate"""
"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."
"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."
"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"
"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"