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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."

"""hey mister can i pet your dog?"" ""sure kid"" ""what kind is he?"" ""that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"""

"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet"

"I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married."

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"My phone got married last week. The service was good despite the lousy reception."

"Women need security -when I'm around."

"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."