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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"

"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"

"Obama: Didn't think he'd be late Biden: I gave him the wrong address Obama: Joe he's the president-elect Biden: idgaf what they call him"

"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."