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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th."
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"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"
"I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards. I just can't deal with this."
"Would everyone in the room who believes in telekinesis... Please raise my hand?"
"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"
"A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge"
"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet"