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Joke of the Day
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
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"Q: What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action? A: An inj-oink-tion."
"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow."
"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"
"I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax."
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."
"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""
"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"
"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."