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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm? Charlie Brown"
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"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."
"What does the German wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning? Gluten Morgen!"
"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"
"What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Total Eclipse of a Fart"
"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"
"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"She wants to know what I accomplished on my day off, but when I show her she yells at me for not flushing. Marriage is hard."
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."