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Joke of the Day

"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"

"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"There was a French chef... ...And one day he was extremely angry and said he is going to quit. Another man asked him ""why?"" Then the chef said ""All the food is out of date and I've just had un oeuf"""

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"""

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."

"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""