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Joke of the Day

"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."

"How do you blindfold an Asian person? You put floss over his eyes."

"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"

"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""

"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."

"Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life..."

"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"I was trying to write an essay about the jews in World War II.. But I just couldn't concentrate."

"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"