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Joke of the Day

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"

"So two guys walks into a bar.. One of them says ""Ouch"""

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."

"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"I'm not bisexual. I'm ambisextrous."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"Yeah, I had a good weekend. Mostly just ran around the theater screaming ""THE BOOK WAS BETTER! WHATEVER YOU'RE SEEING, THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"""

"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"